Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Have a Band

I like to do these things once in a while.

1. Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
2. Click random article again; that is your album name.
3. Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.


Band Name: Carlos Nieto [I'm thinking we're like Yo La Tengo]
Album Name: South Wellfield First School [must be our debut album, about where we went to school]
  1. Thirty Cases of Major Zeman [sounds kinda Joni Mitchellesque]
  2. Kelly Worden [now we're getting there ... whiny emo, perhaps?]
  3. Gallagher Group [damn, that would have been a good band name]
  4. Paks [jeez, that sounds offensive]
  5. Abbey Nunatak [another girlfriend track]
  6. Johannes Tinctoris [a song about a composer? Slipping off into prog land]
  7. Beverly Glen, Los Angeles, California [our neighborhood? We're rich and like to complain]
  8. Polo Park Racetrack [reminds me of Jethro Tull -- sing it to the tune of "Aqualung"]
  9. Act of Uniformity 1552 [more prog]
  10. Ophioglossum Vulgatum [jesus, more prog]
  11. List of Communities in Saskatchewan [I thought we were Californian; maybe we just love Saskatchewan]
  12. Take Me in Your Arms (Rock Me a Little While) [cover]
  13. Hubert Ashton Holden [sounds like a crazy scientist from the nineteenth century]
  14. Greatest Hits 1987-1997 [is this a parody?]
  15. Michael Roesch [Hubert Ashton Holden's archenemy, I guess]
It looks like I'm a prog band, or something like Steely Dan. #12 and #14 are from music, and there's a composer or two mixed in there.

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